So, for the alcohol I've had tonight, here are my reactions:

Bass - typical dark beer. Nothing special.

Jose Cuervo - Tastes strangely like a duller version of Jack Daniels. I have no idea why, considering the difference in ingredients, but there you are. Should I go for tequila again, I am definitely ordering something with 100% agape, i.e. true tequila, as opposed to only 60% like Cuervo apparently is.

Some type of vodka whose name I am a bit too buzzed to remember - Due to its pomegranite flavoring, a bit smoother than straight vodka. I liked the fruitiness, really. Too bad I only got one shot of it.

India Pale Ale from a Boulder-based brewery - Like most pale ales I've had, except that it was kind of minty. I don't know if there was any mint in the drink, so it could have actually tasted like pine, but whatever was in there, it was definitely not your typical beer.

So there you go. I had two beers and three shots in the course of an hour, fell asleep on the couch, woke up, was still unfit to drive, and therefore have to walk about two miles to fetch my car which needs to be refueled. But the party was fun either way. And the couch was comfy. I still can't feel my left arm, though.

And that's it. I'm going to bed and I'm probably going to wake up and freak out about losing this book that I just bought until I remember that it's in my car...which is two miles away. Not quite a hangover, but punishment enough to remind me to get a damned ride TO the party when I intend to get drunk even slightly and therefore require a ride FROM the party.